Leave it to Hayden to turn a horrible situation into something hilarious. As most of you may know, my father was in ICU recently because of some major health complications. A 3 day "sleep" was something a lot more serious than any of us could have imagined. Prior to us calling an ambulance, my mother and I had tried to wake my father up. Hayden must have overheard us trying to wake him up because he came down the stairs and offered his assistance in only a way that he could. About a month ago, I had bought an air horn from the dollar store. Although it wasn't a dollar, it was $2 actually, I brought it home because I'm a) an asshole and like to frighten my family members and b) well honestly I bought it cause I'm an asshole and thought it would be hilarious. Anyway, Hayden has taken quite a liking to this air horn and enjoys using it to either scare someone, or wake them up. Luckily, they wear off fairly quickly and I haven't bought one for a while. When Hayden had noticed we were trying to wake up my dad without succeeding, he offered his advice.
I HAVE AN IDEA!! Maybe, we should go to the store and buy a horn and then we can wake up Papa!!Then from across the room, directed at my father Hayden begins to yell
HORN, HORN, HORN!!!!! Once he realised it wasn't working, he let out a loud OHHH MAN! and went back to his room to finish whatever he was colouring or ruining. I was really lucky that Hayden didn't understand the severity of the situation and I am extremely greatful that he offered that little bit of Hayden that I needed :)
